sheepytimezzz

Cool and snappy things to say when you see someone fall over

bonerfart:

  • “clean up on aisle that guy”
  • “hahaha walk much?”
  • “wow looks like someone just fell over and that someone is you”
  • “hey look at ol’ stupid legs over here”
  • “hope you remembered your travel insurance and passport for that trip you just took lmao”
  • “it’s called ‘gravity’ get used to it bucko”
biomorphicgarden

drakefanclub:

Lemme hear you say hey ms carter